Sarah: Hey there, little buckaroo want to be a champ?
A race car driver, space cadet, or a pirate with a map.
Here's an endless bowl of fun, for you and your troop.
Grab a box, pack your socks! A loop loopity loop!
It's formulated for you and your bestest friends
with a dash of radiation, so the fun will never end!
Sarah/Glee Club Kids: An infinite adventure, go ahead and grab a scoop,
Sarah: hang on tight, take a bite, loop loopity loop!
Teacher: Side effects may include ...
Sarah: A strange sensation that you just did the thing you did,
a loopy deja vu snafu will make you flip your lid!
Sarah/Glee Club Kids: Scientists agree it's only dangerous for kids!
Sarah: Grab a spoon, and sing thing tune.
Sarah/Glee Club Kids: Loop loopity loop!